This section is mainly for people who really like Eve6 and know most to all of their songs. If you don't, then you may not get all the jokes, but you should still get a few. But have fun anyway :)

You know you're completley obssessed with Eve6 when...

  1. You own their Eleventeen CD.
  2. You declare the open road as Eve6 territory.
  3. You like your blender.
  4. Your pile shakes when it hits 80 on the open road.
  5. You like flys.
  6. You have a pet leech.
  7. Instead of saying hello, you greet people by promising not to f*ck with their minds.
  8. You worry when your significant other takes a shower without you.
  9. You have nightmares constantley.
  10. You think Selma, not Daria.
  11. You're always waking up in a cold sweat with a bone to pick with reality.
  12. For Halloween you were inside out.
  13. You're always asking people "How much longer?"
  14. You have Eve6 chat buddies on the internet.
  15. You have an Eve6 penpal.
  16. You know being on the roof can't be a good thing.
  17. You flip the bird too much.
  18. You wonder if the girl on the front cover of horrorscope has a name.
  19. You want to meet the girl on the front cover (it's your goal in life).
  20. You've got Eve6 autographs.
  21. You want a jetpack.
  22. You confuse amphetamines with jelly beans.... and lazy dreams.
  23. You think Jeasus really has a night light.
  24. You spell night light like "nitelight".
  25. You wouldn't agree to be on "Survivor" unless you had your Eve6 CDs with you.
  26. One of the Survivor challenges was to name all the Eve6 songs in under 2 minutes... you did it in 30 seconds.
  27. You sit around with your friend and try to harmonize weird Open Road Song versions.
  28. You quit your job all the time 'cause you think it's cool (Promise vid).
  29. Girl's eyes tend to hypmotize you.
  30. Your favorite number is 6.
  31. You know all the band member's names, age... and shoe size.
  32. You've been to lots of Eve6 concerts.
  33. You call your teacher a leech.
  34. You have a Super Hero gurl.
  35. In a crowd of people, you figure there must be atleast 1000 faces...
  36. ...and they all look the same.
  37. And they're all so boring, mild and tame.
  38. You're tongue tied on Saturdays.
  39. Satan's in the living room, choking you with apathys.
  40. You find dimes under corner cusions...
  41. ..wishing they were some place else.
  42. Someone punchs you in the eardrum and you figure it's some sick sign of affection.
  43. You like Jessica Rabbit.
  44. You tend to sleep through the evenings.
  45. You like being "rescued".
  46. You're a sunsetstrip bitch.
  47. You read women's magazines.
  48. You claim you know EVE6 better then they do.
  49. You have each band member on speed dial.
  50. You throw a birthday party for each band member on their birthday and invite all your friends to celebrate.
  51. You downloaded the cover song of "I touch myself" by EVE6
  52. You run a webpage with an "Obsessed" section realted to EVE6 on it.
  53. You claim EVE6 wrote "Leaving on a Jetplane", not Peter, Paul and Mary.
  54. Sh*t goes bad, when your on the roof again.
  55. You take a ride to meet and enemy, when you want to end all the madness, and ride shotgun.
  56. Sugar free gum is your favourite kind.
  57. Someone is always stepping on the back of your shoes.
  58. The ride the western wind with a girl over to her mothers.
  59. You think forsight is so often blind.
  60. You would never take the stairs to your apartement.
  61. You want to meet the band member's parents.
  62. You stalk Eve6.
  63. You know their acceptance speech when they win awards better then they do.
  64. You've designed their life time acheivment award already.
  65. Six aclock everyday is put aside for EVE6 time.
  66. All your clocks are stuck at 6.
  67. You declare a new religon called "Eve6yism".
  68. You are red as a newborn and white as a corpes.
  69. You like EVE6 better then Blink 182.
  70. When your parents know all the words to their songs too.
  71. You call your radio station at least 66 times a day to request EVE6.
  72. You'd almost rather see EVE6 in concert than (HOT) Mandy Moore.
  73. You have EVE6 wallpaper, bedspread, curtain, and carpet.
  74. You know their new cd is called "Horrorscope", not "Horroscope" and you actually get it.
  75. You think S Club 7 should be taken off the air and replaced with EVE6 in Miami.
  76. You do it all for "Promise" instead of the "Nookie".
  77. You bought Teaching Mrs Tingle and Can't Hardly Wait just to hear the EVE6 songs in it.
  78. You call ticketmaster daily to see if EVE6 are coming to your town or area soon.
  79. You can't sleep until you've heard "Here's to the Night".
  80. You signed up for night school to take a course on EVE6.
  81. You think the national anthem should be an EVE6 song.
  82. You have an EVE6 wallpaper on your computer.
  83. You've actually read this far in the list! :)
  84. You have a band and only do EVE6 cover songs.
  85. Your second favourite band is Limp Bizkit.
  86. You move to a place in a small town trap.
  87. Your favourite colours are orange and blue.
  88. The girl on the front of "Horrorscope" is your goddess.
  89. The cool air, clenses your every pour, as you poor your poor heart out.
  90. You don't need a friend, cause your friend lonesome is unconditional.
  91. You covered your car with EVE6 bumperstickers.
  92. You like EVE6 even though Mr. Ellis likes them too. (SHWEEEET)
  93. The time for you is right, but you feel all wrong.
  94. Saturday night, truly burns a redness in your face.
  95. Your talk is so small, you can't remember every single word.
  96. You name your pets after their cd's.
  97. You give you fish the names of each song.
  98. Your walls are covered with EVE6 posters.
  99. You give EVE6 cd's to everyone for Christmas.
  100. On new Years you celebrate the latest EVE6 single more then the new year.
  101. If you ever write songs, you always mention someone from the band in the lyrics.
  102. You like Posh Spice because you heard Max likes her.
  103. Your favorite Limp Bizkit song is "Nookie" because they used EVE6's "Inside Out" line in that song.
  104. You bought the January and November 2000 issues of Twist Magazine because EVE6 were in those issues. (We can't back that up) :P
  105. You broke up with your girlfriend/boyfriend by singing "Inside Out" or some other EVE6 break-up song.
  106. Your boyfriend broke up with you because all you thought about is how cute they are instead of him.
  107. You think your town stinks because EVE6 never play there. (Not true as of December 20!!!!)
  108. You broke up with your girlfriend by singing EVE6's songs.
  109. Your girlfriend broke up with you because all you thought about was being the fourth member.
  110. When asked to write essays for English class, you write about them.
  111. Your boss fires you because you think EVE6 are lucky for not doing your line of work.
  112. You want to repaint your bedroom orange and blue to match the colors on Horrorscope.
  113. If you see someone on the roof of your house, you belt out the lyrics to "On The Roof Again."
  114. Your birthday cakes have or have had EVE6 the band members, EVE6 the album, flies, Horrorscope, or the state of California on them.
  115. You start liking South Park because you heard Jon likes it. (Well...its awesome too!)
  116. You wish you could sing and play bass the way Max does, play guitar the way Jon does, or play drums the way Tony does.
  117. The same as the last one, but you can.
  118. When you found out they were coming to your city you freaked out, jumped up and down, celebrated, then remembered you had to ask first.
  119. When you found out you could go, you repeated 118.
  120. You scanned your ticket onto your EVE6 webpage.
  121. Your webpage is linked from the official EVE6 page. It is now!!! :)
  122. You actually know what "Nocturnal" is about.
  123. You downloaded all the "Eleventeen" songs from Napster since is very rare and hard to find.
  124. You declare you've been to more live shows of EVE6 then they have.
  125. You declare every December 20th an official holiday because thats they day your going to see EVE6 live!!! :)
  126. You met the band at a concert!
  127. You were front row at the concert and claimed to know the words better then Max.
  128. You stole a poster off the wall and got them to sign it, then framed it and put it up in your room.
  129. You think Christmas was really created so Eve6 could make a remake of the song "The First Noel".
  130. At a concert Max's girlfriend took a picture of you cause you were such an awesome fan.
  131. You would wait for whatever amount of time in the blistering cold to get in to the show, even if you gf is at the front of the line and your at the back..hmm :P
  132. In your back yard, starts shine brighter then the others.
  133. Max actually smelled you on his shirt today.
  134. You end up waiting by the phone to see if Eve6 will call, get a life! :P
  135. You understand the revelense of the title "Horrorscope" as compared to "Horroscope", and this time you really get it, not like #74, this time you really get it!
  136. You memorized the Set list they play before the show...? How?
  137. I Like Christmas!!!!!! (see Eve6 version of "First Noel")
  138. Cause Christmas is fun!!! (Again see that song)
  139. Whenever someone says bang, you have other things on your mind.
  140. She was running towards you, wearing almost nothing. Hey it could happen!
  141. Peers don't know what they can't see.
  142. Now your wondering "how much longer" is this list gonna be?
  143. If you ever lend your Eve6 cd out you lend it with a special protective cloth interior case, you know, for scratches.
  144. You begin to walk around every day the way Max does on stage, keep it inside your paints Max!
  145. You took the line "Swallow my pride, choke on the rhines" way, way to seriously...oh dear!
  146. You know that the first version of "Nocturnal" is only about 1 minute and 58 seconds...give or take a few :P
  147. Your sad eyes, take on people...cause words are unneccesery.
  148. You knew the words to "Showerhead" before you heard the song, Telepathy, and some good old common sense :)
  149. You and your best friend bought each other the exact same Eve6 T-Shirt for christmas at their concert.
  150. You can spell all their names backwards in less than 10 seconds.
  151. You get orange and Blue colors on your braces to match horrorscope CD.
  152. You have great personal hygene just like Max.
  153. You die your hair red and shave it just like Max's.
  154. You wear almost all of your clothes ''Inside out''.
  155. You thought of a really good "Obession" tab and e-mailed it to Bryan in the e-mail us section for him to post.
Always more Obsession tabs to be seen, so check back often. If you have anything you want to contribute to this section then feel free to e-mail us in the "E-mail Us" section :)